First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.
— F. Scott Fitzgerald
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning and that’s the best they’re going to feel all day.
— Dean Martin
Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live.
— Socrates
Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.
— Hitch
That is my problem with life, I rush through it, like I’m being chased. Even things whose whole point is slowness, like drinking relaxing tea. When I drink relaxing tea I suck it down as if I’m in a contest for who can drink relaxing tea the quickest.
— Miranda July